I've only read two books since I went back to school: The New England Primer (which, thank-you-very-much, was an answer I got right while watching Jeopardy! two days ago) and Reality Hunger by David Shields. The Primer is pretty self-explanatory: it's an early, intrinsically American textbook, containing ABC pictures and little prayers, etc. Examples:
David Shields' book, is a whole different thing, however. It's...brace yourself...creative. On the whole, I don't love the book and after dissecting it for its (maybe?) true purposes in class, I can't bear to hate it. Basically, Shields is interested in appropriation, collective art, collage, and breaking conventions. He says that he's sick of novels and plays with broad concepts like memory, interpretation, and culture. The most exciting thing about the book is that his bibliography is less than thorough, and he suggests that you cut the pages with the cited sources out on the dotted lines. They actually have dotted lines. Both charming and annoying are the chapter headings which are all letters of the alphabet--one of the few similarities the text shares to the Primer. The chapters are broken into "passages" which range from deep one-liners to extensive lists. I'd recommend borrowing it from the library instead of purchasing your own copy because you might really, really like how he deconstructs the rules of the academic academy. Or, you might think he's a little too pretentious to have so many books on sale.
And on to a semi-unrelated subject: The President.
The president of the United States addressed Congress and the country tonight. Did you watch it? Probably not because Americans seem to have given up on politics. We say politicians are corrupt. We say there's nothing we can do to change things. We say politicians don't use their power to change things. Whatever. I think that is the wrong way to think about the situation, but I'll digress because that isn't what I wanted to talk about. I want to talk about the monumental changes that have taken place in our country since its start. Warning: things are about to get sentimental.
At the start of this country, Europeans justified racism against the indigenous population in part due to their technological "superiority". They justified racism against Africans stolen for slavery in a similar way, even developing a "science" to find whites to be the intellectually superior "race". And I know it took too long for the slaves to be freed. And I know it took too long for African Americans to get the right to vote. And I know it took way to long for schools to be desegregated. But look, the fact that the people of this country elected a black man to be president is something monumental, especially when considering the bigotry, racism, and prejudice that shape the United States today and have shaped the Americas since the time of Columbus and the Conquistadors.
When I watched the speech tonight I was overcome with emotion because of huge change. You can rant and rave about how Obama hasn't done anything he promised to do or about how politics is a waste of time, but there has been change under the latest president, and it has been a great change in the moral constitution of this country.
Frustrated with politics? Check out this website as hope for the future.
Thursday, September 8, 2011
Friday, September 2, 2011
7th semester, etc.
College has started and it's oh-so-bittersweet. I'm taking about 18 credits too many, and auditing a class. But look, I only have one semester left after this and I just can't let college pass me by. In order to complete my 37 various major, minors, and certificates, I'm taking the following:
History:
United States Colonial
Literature:
Junior Seminar
Fantasy and Romance
American Literature to 1860
Childhood's Books (auditing)
Anthropology:
Transnational Families
Forensic Anthropology
Things I'll be reading include stuff like Roald Dahl's The Witches, Various Harry Potters, Lord of the Rings, David Shield's Reality Hunger: A Manifesto, Moby Dick, and things by various other poets, authors, and idiots.
In other news, I have read almost nothing since my Little House on the Prairie jaunt. It's just: Things have been so busy between putting together our mess of an apartment, going to class, and stealing a desk off the street. And, I am probably the worst English major ever because after reading all day and all night, I don't feel like reading "for pleasure"; I'd rather play Rock Band or go to Hofbrauhaus with the roommates. Judge me all ye readers, article-writers, and English majors, I do not care.
There's also the looming graduate school question. I'm taking the GRE in September (good goo it is September) but besides that I don't know what the next step is. Maybe study children's lit or get my master's in education? Maybe fart around for a year? Yeah, no rush or anything though. It's just my future.
History:
United States Colonial
Literature:
Junior Seminar
Fantasy and Romance
American Literature to 1860
Childhood's Books (auditing)
Anthropology:
Transnational Families
Forensic Anthropology
Things I'll be reading include stuff like Roald Dahl's The Witches, Various Harry Potters, Lord of the Rings, David Shield's Reality Hunger: A Manifesto, Moby Dick, and things by various other poets, authors, and idiots.
In other news, I have read almost nothing since my Little House on the Prairie jaunt. It's just: Things have been so busy between putting together our mess of an apartment, going to class, and stealing a desk off the street. And, I am probably the worst English major ever because after reading all day and all night, I don't feel like reading "for pleasure"; I'd rather play Rock Band or go to Hofbrauhaus with the roommates. Judge me all ye readers, article-writers, and English majors, I do not care.
There's also the looming graduate school question. I'm taking the GRE in September (good goo it is September) but besides that I don't know what the next step is. Maybe study children's lit or get my master's in education? Maybe fart around for a year? Yeah, no rush or anything though. It's just my future.
Saturday, August 20, 2011
Book Report: Little House
Growing up, I read the Little House books by Laura Ingalls Wilder and was absolutely enchanted. It all started in the third grade when we read Little House in the Big Woods. Our vocabulary words included things like "trundle bed" and "head cheese." Because I was a little reading addict, I couldn't stop after the first book in the series. I read the next one and the next one, amounting to all all seven of them (I am excluding Farmer Boy of course because it is, after all, about a boy and when I picked it up at age 9(?) found it to be extremely boring). I gobbled them up zealously. Laura was as easy a canvas onto which I could project myself as Bella Swan is to the younger Millennials of today. Except, Laura has a lot more...personality. She is independent and refreshingly naughty compared to her perfect, fair-haired sister Mary; she is adventurous, smart, witty, and frugal; and, best of all, she does not care if she takes her sun bonnet off and turns as brown as an Indian! Oh, and she also grows into a beautiful young lady and marries the most handsome bachelor in her small prairie town. Just like me.
After finishing the Harry Potter series this summer--and oh my was it refreshingly new and delightful, especially the 5th through 7th books of which I had completely forgotten the plot--I thought that I should use the rest of the empty time I had at work revisiting these books of my childhood. Time well spent, I say. I borrowed the books from the library, the very same library I borrowed them from ten-ish years ago. Whoa. They were just as beautiful as when I was a kid, only now I saw Laura's transformation from little girl in the big Wisconsin woods to a little lady teaching school on the Kansas prairie as something much more nostalgic and tear-jerking. As I read Laura's growing up, I saw mine and that was not something a premenstrual, 21-year-old person on the brink of the Real World was ready for. No, no. Finishing the last two books in the series is heartwarmingly stressful. These Happy Golden Years are full of handsome Almanzo and his big, gentle hands and beautiful horses. I ate up every bit of their courtship, because if I can project myself onto Laura, I have absolutely no problem projecting Jake onto Almanzo. Then, in The First Four Years, which was originally an unpublished journal designed mostly like for non-children, Laura's sweet life with Almanzo proves to be nothing but hardship: a baby born, a baby lost, multiple devastated crops, and a house fire. But despite all that Little House is still beautifully romanticized in my head. How good would I look on a warm summer day in a flowered calico dress, sleeves rolled up, hands kneading bread, with my hair falling loose from its bun? The answer is pretty darn good. These books make my yearning for a farm a little stronger. I want a garden and to be self-sufficient And I wouldn't object to a bonnet, either, lest I freckle!
After finishing the series I felt upset and empty, the usual just-finished-a-series-blues for me. What made it worse was when I Googled and Wikipediaed the real life Ingalls family. I saw pictures of Pa and Ma and Laura and they were so not what my mind's eye had made them out to be. Frustrated and with my heart feeling heavy, I took a nap. Somewhat rejuvenated today, I began a book recommended to me by my delightful friend Hannah, a bookworm like me. Hot off the press, The Wilder Life was surprising available at the local library. Wendy McClure, the author, is so funny, down-to-earth, and basically me that I can hardly stand how good the book is. She does a gorgeous job of summing up the connections we Laura readers have to one another and to little, idealized Laura. Lots of real-life research and smarts happening in this book too. Also, I am happy to note that I got every single one of McClure's references to the books and they were all poignant, hysterical, and deeply rooted in Laura fact. It's an excellent--and I mean truly excellent book. Please, if you know anything at all about Little House, give this book a try. And then we can talk about it. And squee.
After finishing the Harry Potter series this summer--and oh my was it refreshingly new and delightful, especially the 5th through 7th books of which I had completely forgotten the plot--I thought that I should use the rest of the empty time I had at work revisiting these books of my childhood. Time well spent, I say. I borrowed the books from the library, the very same library I borrowed them from ten-ish years ago. Whoa. They were just as beautiful as when I was a kid, only now I saw Laura's transformation from little girl in the big Wisconsin woods to a little lady teaching school on the Kansas prairie as something much more nostalgic and tear-jerking. As I read Laura's growing up, I saw mine and that was not something a premenstrual, 21-year-old person on the brink of the Real World was ready for. No, no. Finishing the last two books in the series is heartwarmingly stressful. These Happy Golden Years are full of handsome Almanzo and his big, gentle hands and beautiful horses. I ate up every bit of their courtship, because if I can project myself onto Laura, I have absolutely no problem projecting Jake onto Almanzo. Then, in The First Four Years, which was originally an unpublished journal designed mostly like for non-children, Laura's sweet life with Almanzo proves to be nothing but hardship: a baby born, a baby lost, multiple devastated crops, and a house fire. But despite all that Little House is still beautifully romanticized in my head. How good would I look on a warm summer day in a flowered calico dress, sleeves rolled up, hands kneading bread, with my hair falling loose from its bun? The answer is pretty darn good. These books make my yearning for a farm a little stronger. I want a garden and to be self-sufficient And I wouldn't object to a bonnet, either, lest I freckle!
After finishing the series I felt upset and empty, the usual just-finished-a-series-blues for me. What made it worse was when I Googled and Wikipediaed the real life Ingalls family. I saw pictures of Pa and Ma and Laura and they were so not what my mind's eye had made them out to be. Frustrated and with my heart feeling heavy, I took a nap. Somewhat rejuvenated today, I began a book recommended to me by my delightful friend Hannah, a bookworm like me. Hot off the press, The Wilder Life was surprising available at the local library. Wendy McClure, the author, is so funny, down-to-earth, and basically me that I can hardly stand how good the book is. She does a gorgeous job of summing up the connections we Laura readers have to one another and to little, idealized Laura. Lots of real-life research and smarts happening in this book too. Also, I am happy to note that I got every single one of McClure's references to the books and they were all poignant, hysterical, and deeply rooted in Laura fact. It's an excellent--and I mean truly excellent book. Please, if you know anything at all about Little House, give this book a try. And then we can talk about it. And squee.
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
On Books and Blogs
Composing a title for my blog was very similar to composing a title for a newspaper article: very hard. Journalism is stupid. That's what I decided second semester freshman year when I got a D on an article for misprinting "Beethoven" instead of "Mozart". Without the mistake, it would have been a C--which is still failing. So, I dropped the class. How is one supposed to sum up an entire something with a simple phrase? I can make a catchy phrase, sure. But I can't represent adequately. Therefore, I'm counting on readers to take the blog into consideration as a whole, rather than a direct interpretation of a silly little title with a cliche little catch phrase. What do you take me for, a politician?
Since in this half hour I've somewhat come to terms with the extraordinary vanity involved with a) blogging, and more so b) considering myself to be a mermaid, I am semi-embarrassed to announce that I am unable to decide upon a single theme. Be ready to encounter topics such as mermaids (duh), books, Weight Watchers, friends, love, Penguins hockey, and scrap-booking. SPOILER: Sometimes I am an old, old woman, sometimes a straight up dude.
A quick word on books:
Books are an all-consuming activity (for me). Comparable to Pinocchio inside the whale. The book is the whale, I am Pinocchio. The book is all-consuming--yum! Several weeks ago, I began a book entitled So Many Books, So Little Time: A Year of Passionate Reading by Sara Nelson. The author molds a book diary into a hard-stretched metahphor--ick. I would recommend the book in that Nelson's experiences with books are heartwarmingly familiar; however, in one of her earlier chapters she discusses the--what I always felt was a--sin of being unable to let the book take you all the way through to the other cover. Well, Ms. Nelson, I put your book down on page seventy-something, and I'm using your advice as an excuse to not go back. But what is important about Nelson's book is that she freely admits that books are more than just boring words on yellowing pages meant to punish us in school. Books are highly addictive worlds. Books ensnare, and they dominate my emotions. I could be a perfect doll one moment, and then Harry buries Dobby and I won't talk to you for the rest of the week.
Like all girls raised in the 1990s, I have a princess problem. An Ariel, Jasmine princess problem. I love princesses and so does America. Just look at all that Royal Wedding nonsense. Did we not declare our independence? But, I love it. And so do you. And what I love more than cartoon Disney princess is the historical, real deal--give or take some fiction! Phillipa Gregory is one of the best authors in this department. She specializes in English monarchies and oh, does she write some delicious Tudor historical fiction. Though I read The Red Queen before The White Queen, which was very out of order and uncharacteristic of me, the White Queen had my heart. It's all about beautiful and ambitious women (as most of Gregory's books are). Elizabeth Woodville is the most elegant, witchy, and Mother Goddess-inspired queen I've ever encountered. Besides in The Mists of Avalon, I never thought I'd read about a woman so driven, in control, and respected. And the best part is: the book is secretly all about mermaids. Elizabeth and her mother are relatives of Melusina. Come to think of it, I probably am too.
Moral here: You really ought to read anything by Phillipa Gregory. She wrote several novels about the wives of the infamous Henry VIII, including The Constant Princess about Catherine of Aragon. It's pure gold, I tell you. She also wrote The Other Boelyn Girl, which was not my favorite and a much, much worse movie. Ugh, Natalie Portman. Double ugh Scarlett Johanssen.
For a mind-boggling article on the American princess problem, see "What's Wrong with Cinderella" by Peggy Orenstein.
Since in this half hour I've somewhat come to terms with the extraordinary vanity involved with a) blogging, and more so b) considering myself to be a mermaid, I am semi-embarrassed to announce that I am unable to decide upon a single theme. Be ready to encounter topics such as mermaids (duh), books, Weight Watchers, friends, love, Penguins hockey, and scrap-booking. SPOILER: Sometimes I am an old, old woman, sometimes a straight up dude.
A quick word on books:
Books are an all-consuming activity (for me). Comparable to Pinocchio inside the whale. The book is the whale, I am Pinocchio. The book is all-consuming--yum! Several weeks ago, I began a book entitled So Many Books, So Little Time: A Year of Passionate Reading by Sara Nelson. The author molds a book diary into a hard-stretched metahphor--ick. I would recommend the book in that Nelson's experiences with books are heartwarmingly familiar; however, in one of her earlier chapters she discusses the--what I always felt was a--sin of being unable to let the book take you all the way through to the other cover. Well, Ms. Nelson, I put your book down on page seventy-something, and I'm using your advice as an excuse to not go back. But what is important about Nelson's book is that she freely admits that books are more than just boring words on yellowing pages meant to punish us in school. Books are highly addictive worlds. Books ensnare, and they dominate my emotions. I could be a perfect doll one moment, and then Harry buries Dobby and I won't talk to you for the rest of the week.
Like all girls raised in the 1990s, I have a princess problem. An Ariel, Jasmine princess problem. I love princesses and so does America. Just look at all that Royal Wedding nonsense. Did we not declare our independence? But, I love it. And so do you. And what I love more than cartoon Disney princess is the historical, real deal--give or take some fiction! Phillipa Gregory is one of the best authors in this department. She specializes in English monarchies and oh, does she write some delicious Tudor historical fiction. Though I read The Red Queen before The White Queen, which was very out of order and uncharacteristic of me, the White Queen had my heart. It's all about beautiful and ambitious women (as most of Gregory's books are). Elizabeth Woodville is the most elegant, witchy, and Mother Goddess-inspired queen I've ever encountered. Besides in The Mists of Avalon, I never thought I'd read about a woman so driven, in control, and respected. And the best part is: the book is secretly all about mermaids. Elizabeth and her mother are relatives of Melusina. Come to think of it, I probably am too.
Moral here: You really ought to read anything by Phillipa Gregory. She wrote several novels about the wives of the infamous Henry VIII, including The Constant Princess about Catherine of Aragon. It's pure gold, I tell you. She also wrote The Other Boelyn Girl, which was not my favorite and a much, much worse movie. Ugh, Natalie Portman. Double ugh Scarlett Johanssen.
For a mind-boggling article on the American princess problem, see "What's Wrong with Cinderella" by Peggy Orenstein.
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